Workhorse

Welcome to Workhorse© Inc. !

We hope you find your place in our small family.

At Workhorse©, we thrive to provide a healthy, serene working environment, where everyone feels like they belong.

Devote yourself to the company, and the company will devote itself to you.

Clean. Print. Repeat.

At Workhorse©, no need for complex assignments or brain-wracking puzzles. We ensure you'll always be given the simplest tasks ! 

Just follow the instructions.

See you soon !

By registering as a Workhorse© employee™, you forfeit any right to contest the company's code of conduct or instructions given by hierarchical superiors, both during and outside of working hours. In case of a court trial, you relinquish your right to a public defendant and accept to be provided with a company-sponsored lawyer.

The company doesn't hold itself responsible for any unforseen side effects, including but not limited to : fatigue, nausea, stress, anxiety, time blindness, actual blindness, intense feelings of paranoïa, unexplainable nose bleeding, dissociation, accidental or non-accidental death, suicide.